Oh $^&#^*@#^

My coffee almost knocked over one morning while driving. I say, "oh *%#*. Momma almost had a major accident!! (w/coffee spilling on leg) & (yes, I speak in 3rd person for whatever reason with boys.)
Colton says, "mommy, did you wet your pants?"

When I Grow Up

The boys told a lady at the dentist office, that when they grow up they want to be a "po-po guy and a fire-truck guy"!
 It was a proud moment for me! So glad they weren't telling a police officer this.

Muckle Sandwich

Was laying w/boys tonight so they go to sleep (still talking after a freaken hour).
 Anyways...laying with Chance and he has his head laying in my neck. 
He lifts his head up and shows his fist to me and whispers, "wanna "muckle" sandwich?...I have my husband to thank for that!

DO-RAGS

At a Micky D's across from Graceland. A lady walks in with "dorag" on. 
My son (Colton) who have NO filter say, "look mommy, a pirate!" I'm so proud! Ugh

Toys

Colt: Mommy, I don't want another toy, I have enough.
Chance: ummm, I want another toy. 
Colt: We don't have to have a toy all the time, Captain America doesn't get toys all the time.
Mommy: thinking, why can't they have this mentality when we pass toy isle at any store??? My stress level would drop drastically if they did!

My "Friends"

I see the boys today in the hallway, as Im walking with my new class.
 Colton tells me, "Mommy, I like your friends" (my students)

Chances....

Boys acting up, shocker, and I was giving them a talk. 
I say, "boys, I keep giving you chance after chance!" 
they both laugh and say, "mommy, you don't have 2 chances, you have 1 Chance and 1 Colton.". 
WILL they EVER take me seriously?????